Listen to what I had to say about Dreamworks' attempt to get Penguins of Madagascar fans ready for their anticipated movie that's supposed to come out this November.
Wednesday, 6 August 2014
Monday, 4 August 2014
Hi, I'm the Whatsoever Critic. I review just about anything.
Well, last night (8/3/14) was Week 7 of Rising Star, in which 13 singers perform, and 7 move onto the "Quarter Finals," plus 1 singer that gets saved by West Coast. And since eliminations took place on the show last night, I felt that it's a civic duty for me to honor those that were eliminated- whether I was for it or against it.
But before I do that, I'd like to give a shout-out to Dana Williams. I was nervous for her, because I felt that she gave us a good performance. I mean, a 60% from the East Coast? Seriously? I felt like she did way better than that. Anyway, the West Coast eventually saved her from elimination, which was a good thing. Good job, Dana!
Now, here are my Top 5 Rising Star Performers that were eliminated on Week 7, but deserve mentioning!
5. Alice J. Lee
Like I said before, I felt that Alice tried too hard in her performances. Not that she's a bad singer- she has talent. It's just that in most of her performances, I don't always feel it- I don't feel what anyone else is feeling. It doesn't matter if it's the song choice or if there were just minimal mistakes- I just didn't feel anything, compared to the other performers. In fact, I think that's what worked against Alice, because people know that she's got it in her to give us a good performance, but the delivery was either forced or she didn't really give it her all...
-In other words, people may have been split down the middle when giving a consensus for this performance.
Either way, Alice will keep trying to fulfill her dreams of becoming a singer. So, there's a possibility that she'll make a comeback.
4. Megan Tibbits
I was like "No, no, no, no, no!" when Megan gave us her performance. The reason why I was like that was because in her first two performances, she gave us powerful performances. Here, this was another version of the William-Roth-Wrecking-Ball bombshell. I mean, think about it: a singer, who wowed us with great renditions, all of a sudden makes a wrong song choice and suffers the consequences (elimination on the spot).
I was shocked by all this. I mean, it was a gutsy move, but too risky. Although it was risky, I still honor Megan for her bravery.
3. Sonnet Simmons
Sonnet was one of my favorite voices to listen to. It was a shame that she was eliminated last night. I mean, what was wrong with everyone? A 30%? Really? Was that any way to end the night? I'm not even kidding- Sonnet was the last performer to sing in last night's episode, and the majority of voters had the audacity to vote "No"?
I'm sorry. I felt that that was unfair to Sonnet. She was awesome.
2. Lisa Punch
The show called her a "powerhouse" singer at the beginning of the series. And now she was brought down low by elimination? That was unexpected.
Lisa had people behind her, even getting all three experts to vote "Yes" on her performance. However, a 59% wasn't enough to save her from elimination. She was so close to making the next round!
Anyway, Lisa would be missed. However, I have a feeling that she may come back into the music world. Who knows?
1. Macy Kate
You may remember Macy as the girl that was picked out of the audience on opening night to sing in front of everyone- the Instagram winner that was chosen off of social media to perform for us. In the beginning, she wowed us by her renditions. However, her rendition of a song from P!nk may have been her downfall. In fact, she was in the show's Hot Seat for a long time with her 60% score, until Audrey Kate Geiger swooped past her with a 65%, knocking her out of the competition.
I was hoping that the West Coast would save her, but to no avail. Either way, I know this isn't over for Macy Kate. I know that she can pick herself back up, dust herself off, and keeping pursuing her dreams. We sure hope for the best.
And that was Top 5 list! I hope you enjoyed it; and I'll be sure to keep you posted on both Rising Star and The Quest from ABC.
Whatsoever Critic
Source: Rising Star
Courtesy: Keshet DCP; ABC.
Well, last night (8/3/14) was Week 7 of Rising Star, in which 13 singers perform, and 7 move onto the "Quarter Finals," plus 1 singer that gets saved by West Coast. And since eliminations took place on the show last night, I felt that it's a civic duty for me to honor those that were eliminated- whether I was for it or against it.
But before I do that, I'd like to give a shout-out to Dana Williams. I was nervous for her, because I felt that she gave us a good performance. I mean, a 60% from the East Coast? Seriously? I felt like she did way better than that. Anyway, the West Coast eventually saved her from elimination, which was a good thing. Good job, Dana!
Now, here are my Top 5 Rising Star Performers that were eliminated on Week 7, but deserve mentioning!
5. Alice J. Lee
Like I said before, I felt that Alice tried too hard in her performances. Not that she's a bad singer- she has talent. It's just that in most of her performances, I don't always feel it- I don't feel what anyone else is feeling. It doesn't matter if it's the song choice or if there were just minimal mistakes- I just didn't feel anything, compared to the other performers. In fact, I think that's what worked against Alice, because people know that she's got it in her to give us a good performance, but the delivery was either forced or she didn't really give it her all...
-In other words, people may have been split down the middle when giving a consensus for this performance.
Either way, Alice will keep trying to fulfill her dreams of becoming a singer. So, there's a possibility that she'll make a comeback.
4. Megan Tibbits
I was like "No, no, no, no, no!" when Megan gave us her performance. The reason why I was like that was because in her first two performances, she gave us powerful performances. Here, this was another version of the William-Roth-Wrecking-Ball bombshell. I mean, think about it: a singer, who wowed us with great renditions, all of a sudden makes a wrong song choice and suffers the consequences (elimination on the spot).
I was shocked by all this. I mean, it was a gutsy move, but too risky. Although it was risky, I still honor Megan for her bravery.
3. Sonnet Simmons
Sonnet was one of my favorite voices to listen to. It was a shame that she was eliminated last night. I mean, what was wrong with everyone? A 30%? Really? Was that any way to end the night? I'm not even kidding- Sonnet was the last performer to sing in last night's episode, and the majority of voters had the audacity to vote "No"?
I'm sorry. I felt that that was unfair to Sonnet. She was awesome.
2. Lisa Punch
The show called her a "powerhouse" singer at the beginning of the series. And now she was brought down low by elimination? That was unexpected.
Lisa had people behind her, even getting all three experts to vote "Yes" on her performance. However, a 59% wasn't enough to save her from elimination. She was so close to making the next round!
Anyway, Lisa would be missed. However, I have a feeling that she may come back into the music world. Who knows?
1. Macy Kate
You may remember Macy as the girl that was picked out of the audience on opening night to sing in front of everyone- the Instagram winner that was chosen off of social media to perform for us. In the beginning, she wowed us by her renditions. However, her rendition of a song from P!nk may have been her downfall. In fact, she was in the show's Hot Seat for a long time with her 60% score, until Audrey Kate Geiger swooped past her with a 65%, knocking her out of the competition.
I was hoping that the West Coast would save her, but to no avail. Either way, I know this isn't over for Macy Kate. I know that she can pick herself back up, dust herself off, and keeping pursuing her dreams. We sure hope for the best.
And that was Top 5 list! I hope you enjoyed it; and I'll be sure to keep you posted on both Rising Star and The Quest from ABC.
Whatsoever Critic
Source: Rising Star
Courtesy: Keshet DCP; ABC.
Saturday, 2 August 2014
Hi, I'm the Whatsoever Critic. I review just about anything.
This past Thursday (7/31/14), I watched the premiere of The Quest on ABC.
Well...
Well...
First of all, it was advertised in almost every commercial break on ABC, which made the show hard to forget about when trying to find something good to watch. Second of all, the ads made the show seem theatrical and amazing.
-The show should know, because they have executive producers from Lord of the Rings and The Amazing Race... just as advertised.
Now, for the show itself... I had mixed views on it.
It's not bad. I mean, I love the premise. I love the fact that the 12 contestants are dream-seekers, dreamers, and adventurers at heart, and wanted to live in a fantasy world.
But with that said, I think there was a little too much subtlty in the competition, as if the show wanted to play it safe, rather than be ballsy like in Whodunnit.
-Then again, it's the pilot episode. So, there's still some time to improve.
As far as the elimination process went (I won't say who got eliminated), it was too subtle. In fact, they don't even show you what happens to the eliminated person, or at least where they go for "banishment"...
-...unless the show is saving that bit of info for later on in the first season. (I don't know!) But again, there's still room for improvement.
Overall, this show was okay. In fact, I can't wait until it comes back on next week.
Whatsoever Critic
Source: The Quest (ABC)
Courtesy: ABC
Wednesday, 30 July 2014
Hi, I'm the Whatsoever Critic. I review just about anything.
I just finished see the Nostalgia Critic's review on The Purge.
And you won't believe the stuff that was going through my head before, during, and after seeing the review!
Before the viewing:
I was looking through the League of Super Critic's Youtube channel and saw that the Nostalgia Critic had a new review for this week. I see the title of the video starting with The Purge; and I was shocked by that.
Why? I heard that The Purge was a horror movie that many people saw, and that sparked so much controversy. And here, Nostalgia Critic had the guts to review such a movie; I was shocked by that. I was even scared by that, because normally the Nostalgia Critic would review stuff from the 90s, as well as what sparked so much popular and/or controversy. To me, that had to be ballsy.
During the viewing:
Some of the review was hilarious. Well, for one, Malcolm and Tamara had on those silly mouse ears the entire review; two, they got Rob Paulsen and Maurice LaMarche to do the voices of Pinky and the Brain; and three, Nostalgia Critic made fun of the movie's antagonist.
As far as consensus goes, I had to agree with the Nostalgia Critic. The ideas in that movie were stupid and pretentious. The movie was diabolical (even though I only saw the trailer for it, and not the actual movie). In fact, I was hesitant in seeing the movie myself, because I didn't like the premise or the ideas in that movie. But thank God Nostalgia Critic showed that the movie was too stupid and cheesy.
-Here's my suggestion for the Nostalgia Critic: since he's looking more into horror movies nowadays, I was wondering if he would look into The Possession (2012 film)-
I saw that movie and thought it was cheesy; I mean, it received a 40% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I don't know; just a thought.
After the viewing:
Even after the review was over, I was still shocked that the Nostalgia Critic reviewed The Purge. Even though I was shocked, I was also amazing, because he was brave enough to review such a movie. Well, this wouldn't be the first time that I felt that he was brave at reviewing certain movies. I felt the same way when he reviewed The Pebble and the Penguin and Swan Princess.
-You know, I was tempted to review Swan Princess for it trying to be like Disney; but Nostalgia Critic basically read my mind and delivered.
-As for The Pebble and the Penguin, both Nostalgia Critic and I gave our own consensuses on the film; however, I went further in depth on a certain seen from that movie. (Read my review for this movie (should be in April 2014 archive) to see what I mean.)
Anyway, I just want to thank Nostalgia Critic for reviewing The Purge. Reviewing the movie was brave; it was straightforward; and it was... I don't know, totally unexpected!
Whatsoever Critic
Sources:
Nostalgia Critic
The Purge
The Possession
Courtesy: Channel Awesome; Universal Pictures; and Lionsgate.
And you won't believe the stuff that was going through my head before, during, and after seeing the review!
Before the viewing:
I was looking through the League of Super Critic's Youtube channel and saw that the Nostalgia Critic had a new review for this week. I see the title of the video starting with The Purge; and I was shocked by that.
Why? I heard that The Purge was a horror movie that many people saw, and that sparked so much controversy. And here, Nostalgia Critic had the guts to review such a movie; I was shocked by that. I was even scared by that, because normally the Nostalgia Critic would review stuff from the 90s, as well as what sparked so much popular and/or controversy. To me, that had to be ballsy.
During the viewing:
Some of the review was hilarious. Well, for one, Malcolm and Tamara had on those silly mouse ears the entire review; two, they got Rob Paulsen and Maurice LaMarche to do the voices of Pinky and the Brain; and three, Nostalgia Critic made fun of the movie's antagonist.
As far as consensus goes, I had to agree with the Nostalgia Critic. The ideas in that movie were stupid and pretentious. The movie was diabolical (even though I only saw the trailer for it, and not the actual movie). In fact, I was hesitant in seeing the movie myself, because I didn't like the premise or the ideas in that movie. But thank God Nostalgia Critic showed that the movie was too stupid and cheesy.
-Here's my suggestion for the Nostalgia Critic: since he's looking more into horror movies nowadays, I was wondering if he would look into The Possession (2012 film)-
I saw that movie and thought it was cheesy; I mean, it received a 40% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I don't know; just a thought.
After the viewing:
Even after the review was over, I was still shocked that the Nostalgia Critic reviewed The Purge. Even though I was shocked, I was also amazing, because he was brave enough to review such a movie. Well, this wouldn't be the first time that I felt that he was brave at reviewing certain movies. I felt the same way when he reviewed The Pebble and the Penguin and Swan Princess.
-You know, I was tempted to review Swan Princess for it trying to be like Disney; but Nostalgia Critic basically read my mind and delivered.
-As for The Pebble and the Penguin, both Nostalgia Critic and I gave our own consensuses on the film; however, I went further in depth on a certain seen from that movie. (Read my review for this movie (should be in April 2014 archive) to see what I mean.)
Anyway, I just want to thank Nostalgia Critic for reviewing The Purge. Reviewing the movie was brave; it was straightforward; and it was... I don't know, totally unexpected!
Whatsoever Critic
Sources:
Nostalgia Critic
The Purge
The Possession
Courtesy: Channel Awesome; Universal Pictures; and Lionsgate.
Tuesday, 29 July 2014
Hi, I'm the Whatsoever Critic. I review just about anything.
This week, I'm getting ready. Well, I'm getting ready for so many things.
1. School
2. Next week of Rising Star
3. Figuring out what to review next
4. The premiere of ABC's The Quest
What? By the title of this blog post, did you think I was gonna go on a quest of... doing whatever? Well, not exactly.
Ever since ABC announced over and over on its channel that The Quest was going to premiere this Thursday (7/31/14), I found myself being curious about it. I mean, it was cleverly advertised, promising reality meeting medieval fantasy, all the medieval fantasy cliches, and a race to become the hero of the medieval premise. And seeing that I'm a sucker for fantasy in books and film, this has to be the show for me.
However, I found myself also wondering: will this show be the next Whodunnit of ABC? I mean, Whodunnit, in my opinion, was something that I followed, because of the premise- especially the premise, because there was this urgency to find the killer, to move the plot device, to get to a resolution- and it worked (at the season finale). However, I'm hoping that The Quest doesn't fall into the same category as Whodunnit, because here's a question: When was the last time the show Whodunnit was ever mentioned by word of mouth or by social media? It's like a show that just comes and goes, a show that fades, it may seem to be. I heard that there was supposed to be another season for this show, but that fact wasn't official, because of production issues.
Now, what I'm hoping for on The Quest, is that the urgency to complete a goal is there; the plot device is worthwhile (at least); and that the medieval action and visuals are fantastic enough to keep audiences begging for more. And seeing that the premiere is this week, I will be sure to keep a look-out for it and to keep you posted on what I thought of the show.
Whatsoever Critic
Source: The Quest (ABC)
Courtesy: ABC
This week, I'm getting ready. Well, I'm getting ready for so many things.
1. School
2. Next week of Rising Star
3. Figuring out what to review next
4. The premiere of ABC's The Quest
What? By the title of this blog post, did you think I was gonna go on a quest of... doing whatever? Well, not exactly.
Ever since ABC announced over and over on its channel that The Quest was going to premiere this Thursday (7/31/14), I found myself being curious about it. I mean, it was cleverly advertised, promising reality meeting medieval fantasy, all the medieval fantasy cliches, and a race to become the hero of the medieval premise. And seeing that I'm a sucker for fantasy in books and film, this has to be the show for me.
However, I found myself also wondering: will this show be the next Whodunnit of ABC? I mean, Whodunnit, in my opinion, was something that I followed, because of the premise- especially the premise, because there was this urgency to find the killer, to move the plot device, to get to a resolution- and it worked (at the season finale). However, I'm hoping that The Quest doesn't fall into the same category as Whodunnit, because here's a question: When was the last time the show Whodunnit was ever mentioned by word of mouth or by social media? It's like a show that just comes and goes, a show that fades, it may seem to be. I heard that there was supposed to be another season for this show, but that fact wasn't official, because of production issues.
Now, what I'm hoping for on The Quest, is that the urgency to complete a goal is there; the plot device is worthwhile (at least); and that the medieval action and visuals are fantastic enough to keep audiences begging for more. And seeing that the premiere is this week, I will be sure to keep a look-out for it and to keep you posted on what I thought of the show.
Whatsoever Critic
Source: The Quest (ABC)
Courtesy: ABC
Hi, I'm the Whatsoever Critic. I review just about anything.
As promised in the Rising Star editorials, I'm here to review the Barney In Concert video.
Now remember: this was when Barney the Dinosaur was starting to become a household name; and this also spawned a few on-the-road performances. Creators of the shows came up with the idea with having a live-performance... only for it to be recorded and sold on VHSs.
And before we talk about the video, it's best to talk about... the video.
On March 14, 1991, the show taped its first stage show at Majestic Theatre in Dallas, Texas. The video recording was released nearly a year later (February 10, 1992). This special was later followed by the prime-time TV special Barney's Imagination Island...
but (seriously) we're here to talk about Barney In Concert.
but (seriously) we're here to talk about Barney In Concert.
-And besides, I already reviewed Barney's Imagination Island. You can find that in this year's (2014) archives. If you haven't read the review yet, you should. Bring the kids. (sarcasm)
So, here it is. The longly-anticipated... Barney In Concert.
Opening Scene:
So the special starts with people walking into the theatre. We see children in the crowds waiting for Barney's presence.
-Now remember, this was filmed in the 90s, so you may notice the shortage of security. Just keep in the back of your head about that. I'm not gonna say why yet. But just remember that concern.
Start of Show:
We see Barney burst out onto the stage, as his theme song is being played.
-Now tell me if he seems overexcited to see so many people come to see him perform. Not that there's a problem with that...
Barney: "That's right!"
(then spinning around)
-(pause) Yeah, Barney is excited.
After Opening Song:
So Barney addresses the audience to show his appreciation for them coming to see him.
Barney: "Boys and girls, moms and dads, grandmas and grandpas, aunts and uncles! Oh, I'm so glad you're here! (chuckling) Are you ready to have a great time today?"
-(mimicking Barney) Hmm, let's see. Who are we missing? Oh yeah! The teachers and staff! Or the lack of security that's in this building, since this is the early 90s!
"Everyone Is Special"
And of course, Barney sings a song to the audience's delight.
Barney: (singing) "You are special. You're the only one. You're the only one like you!..."
So, as soon as the song is over, Barney introduces the audience to the Backyard Gang.
-(pause) Hold up! Backyard Gang? Yeah, you may notice that the show is entitled, Barney and the Backyard Gang. Yeah, I think this was when the title Barney and Friends sounded too safe for viewers, until someone said, Hey! We don't want Barney to be associated with a "gang"! No! We want him to be associated with friendliness and happiness! So, we're gonna change the title to Barney and Friends, so that we won't be giving people any wrong ideas on...
(pause) Just a thought.
"Backyard Gang Rap"
Anyway, Barney and his friends sing a rap song, introducing themselves one by one.
-This performance was pretty impressive. However, you can't help but laugh at some of these kids' intros.
-Michael looks like he's still rehearsing for the show.
-Luci looks like she could be in a cheer-leading squad.
-Amy kinda almost made her performance a little risky.
-Adam almost looks like he's not even trying. (At least, he's giving us a B- performance.)
-Derek... um, I kinda liked his performance in Barney's Imagination Island better...
-Tina... she's cool.
Anyway, as soon as the song is over, the kids gather to hug Barney...
(quickly cuts to audience clapping)
-Really? Y'all knew that the kids hugging Barney at the same time was deemed too risky to put to video?
"We are Barney and the Backyard Gang"
Michael: "...we've made a song just for you. But we need your help..."
-I believe getting the audience involved works way better in this video, rather than that log scene or that blanket scene from Barney's Great Adventure.
And this leads to...
Backyard Gang: (singing) "We play with Barney everyday. He plays with our friends too..."
-Yep. Another song. So far, they did three songs in a row. Well, to be fair, the video is called Barney In Concert.
"Down on Grandpa's Farm"
After that group song...
Barney: "That was stuuuuuuuuuuuuuupendous!"
-Dang! He nearly kicked that girl in the face!
Barney: "Hey, Tina! I know something special about you! You love animals!
Tina: "I sure do, Barney!"
-Now, before we go any further, I'm just gonna say right now that they wouldn't use live animals... nor animatronics (Sorry, Chuck E. Cheese) for this segment. I don't think they would use people in costumes... THEY DID IT, DID THEY?
Barney and Tina: (singing) "We're on the way, we're on the way, on the way to Grandpa's farm..."
-Those better not be furries! Okay, was animation or large cardboard cut-outs of animals too expensive to have for this show? Hey, just because it's the early 90s, doesn't mean that animation and realistic props isn't possible!
-By the way, clear rip-off of Daisy Duck on the left.
"The Noble Duke of York"
So after that segment of dancing furries, we see the rest of the Backyard Gang dress up as a marching band, prompting Barney to join them into their next song.
-Blah, blah, blah. March is fun.
"Pop Goes the Weasel"
-It's "Pop Goes The Weasel" with Derek. Next!
"The Alphabet Song" (in English, Hebrew, and French)
-In case you haven't figured it out yet, we see that the songs in this video come and go. And it wouldn't be until Barney Live! In New York City (1994), a mere few years later, to get it right,
by having some kind of plot in a stage show.
-Also, you may notice that in the background of the stage are piles of wrapped gifts big and small.
What was the point of that? Was Barney celebrating a birthday or something? (Well, we'll see how that turns out (refer to Barney's Big Surprise).)
-Take this scene where Barney has the kids from the audience come up on stage to sing the Alphabet song in English, Hebrew, and French. What, are they going to wish somebody a happy birthday at some point? No! They just sing and then go back to their seats. So, there was no purpose for the background to have any wrapped presents in it. If there was a purpose, then it would be brief and out of the way in a heartbeat. (Not to get into a spoiler alert.)
"Where Is Thumbkin?"
We then see Luci perform the "Where Is Thumbkin?" song, and...
-It was pretty good. Well... not to be a downer here, but the part where the middle finger is used was risky.
I guess the director didn't want to give the audience the wrong message. (No, she not's flicking off the audience. Stop it!)
"Sally the Camel"
So, as soon as the kids surprise Barney with a camel...
-Hey, I could've surprised him with something else like a talking snowman.
Sorry, Frosty, but Olaf is all the raves right now...
-Now, some of the instructions that Luci gives to the audience is... Okay, how many more times do I have to say the word "risky" in this review? Because this video is pointing them out one by one.
Luci: "Now, put your hands on the person's waist in front of you like this to make a big camel!"
-For the safety of our viewers, I'm not gonna show who actually did that in the audience, because some people did this with strangers.
Well, either way, they sing yet another song.
Luci: "Sally the camel has... 5 humps. So ride, Sally, ride. Boom boom boom boom!"
"Mr. Knickerbocker"
Seeing that his friends gave him a camel, Barney wants to surprise them back by creating something in one of the big birthday gifts behind him, using his Barney magic (of the "Barney Shake").
-By the way, point for using animation... for the video.
Barney: "First I wiggle my tail. Then I roll my eyes. And zap!"
(Baby Bop appears)
-Wait a minute! He just showed you what the surprise was, before giving it to the kids! Now the surprise is ruined!
Barney: "Shh! Don't tell the Backyard Gang about our special surprise. They'll find out about it during our next song..."
-Oh, well, fair enough.
So the kids come back out to sing the song, and the new character comes out from the big gift box, prompting the friends to give her the name Baby Bop.
While that's going on, Baby Bop is dancing to the Knickerbocker song...
-Yeah, you wouldn't expect a kids' character to dance like this, would you?
"Baby Bop Street Dance"
Anyway, seeing that Baby Bop is shy, the Backyard Gang encourages her to dance for the audience.
-And so she did.
"Itsy Bitsy Spider"
Then, as an encore presentation for Baby Bop, they have her sing "Itsy Bitsy Spider"... with the most goofy spider puppet that seemed like Jim Henson's rejected Muppets.
"Bubble Bath Song"
-They're singing in a bathtub? Hopefully, when they get to the "body-washing" lyric, they don't actually do it... THEY DID IT, DID THEY?
-Um, next!
"Hurry, Hurry, Drive The Firetruck"
As we've already seen, the songs are literally drive-by musicals, as the bathtub makes way for a firetruck, which leads to our next song, sung by Baby Bop and three other kids.
-When you hear this song, is it me or did they speed up near the end?
I think they may have rushed to the point where they would stumble over words. Look, I know you're totally aware of show time, guys. But at least sound like you're trying here.
"Pufferbillies"
-A song about trains... with an animated train at some point for the video. Next!
"You're A Grand Old Flag"
Then everyone gets their American flags out to sing "You're A Grand Old Flag"... which sounds kinda like what Chuck E. Cheese's did in one of their segments in their 1989 performance at Show Biz Pizza Time.
-Seriously, look up Chuck E. Cheese 1989 performance on Youtube.
"I Love You"
And then, we reach the end of the show, where Barney signs off by singing the "I Love You" song, and then thanking the audience for coming. And hey, he doesn't leave without blowing a kiss to the audience on his way out.
And that's Barney In Concert. Folks, I like Barney, but for the most part, this video was silly.
Between the creative performances mashed up into drive-by musicals, this had to be a work-in-progress for the show itself. I think as far as the editing and all that, it was, by far, a work-in-progress.
Sure, there could've been some improvements; sure, there could've been less risks. But hey, I was one or two years old when I was first shown this video; I didn't know any better back then. I pointed out some risky parts about this movie; but when I was little, I didn't know that they were risky to begin with; and it's not this video's fault in playing all innocent to kids back in the 90s, because we weren't smart enough to get the full picture yet.
Anyway, for what it is, it's still not bad. I thought it was a great idea for the show to reach out to its viewers by having its stage shows; and I hope that Barney makes another comeback on stage soon!
Whatsoever Critic
Sources:
Barney In Concert
Barney's Great Adventure
Nintendo DSi
Barney Live! In New York City (that one pic)
Barney's Big Surprise (that one pic)
Frozen (that one pic)
Chuck E. Cheese Live Show Training 1989 video (Youtube)
Courtesy: The Lyons Group; Lyrick Studios; Nintendo; Disney; and CEC Entertainment, Inc.
"Everyone Is Special"
And of course, Barney sings a song to the audience's delight.
Barney: (singing) "You are special. You're the only one. You're the only one like you!..."
So, as soon as the song is over, Barney introduces the audience to the Backyard Gang.
-(pause) Hold up! Backyard Gang? Yeah, you may notice that the show is entitled, Barney and the Backyard Gang. Yeah, I think this was when the title Barney and Friends sounded too safe for viewers, until someone said, Hey! We don't want Barney to be associated with a "gang"! No! We want him to be associated with friendliness and happiness! So, we're gonna change the title to Barney and Friends, so that we won't be giving people any wrong ideas on...
(pause) Just a thought.
"Backyard Gang Rap"
Anyway, Barney and his friends sing a rap song, introducing themselves one by one.
-This performance was pretty impressive. However, you can't help but laugh at some of these kids' intros.
-Michael looks like he's still rehearsing for the show.
-Luci looks like she could be in a cheer-leading squad.
-Amy kinda almost made her performance a little risky.
-Adam almost looks like he's not even trying. (At least, he's giving us a B- performance.)
-Derek... um, I kinda liked his performance in Barney's Imagination Island better...
-Tina... she's cool.
Anyway, as soon as the song is over, the kids gather to hug Barney...
(quickly cuts to audience clapping)
-Really? Y'all knew that the kids hugging Barney at the same time was deemed too risky to put to video?
"We are Barney and the Backyard Gang"
Michael: "...we've made a song just for you. But we need your help..."
-I believe getting the audience involved works way better in this video, rather than that log scene or that blanket scene from Barney's Great Adventure.
And this leads to...
Backyard Gang: (singing) "We play with Barney everyday. He plays with our friends too..."
-Yep. Another song. So far, they did three songs in a row. Well, to be fair, the video is called Barney In Concert.
"Down on Grandpa's Farm"
After that group song...
Barney: "That was stuuuuuuuuuuuuuupendous!"
-Dang! He nearly kicked that girl in the face!
Barney: "Hey, Tina! I know something special about you! You love animals!
Tina: "I sure do, Barney!"
-Now, before we go any further, I'm just gonna say right now that they wouldn't use live animals... nor animatronics (Sorry, Chuck E. Cheese) for this segment. I don't think they would use people in costumes... THEY DID IT, DID THEY?
Barney and Tina: (singing) "We're on the way, we're on the way, on the way to Grandpa's farm..."
-Those better not be furries! Okay, was animation or large cardboard cut-outs of animals too expensive to have for this show? Hey, just because it's the early 90s, doesn't mean that animation and realistic props isn't possible!
-By the way, clear rip-off of Daisy Duck on the left.
"The Noble Duke of York"
So after that segment of dancing furries, we see the rest of the Backyard Gang dress up as a marching band, prompting Barney to join them into their next song.
-Blah, blah, blah. March is fun.
"Pop Goes the Weasel"
-It's "Pop Goes The Weasel" with Derek. Next!
"The Alphabet Song" (in English, Hebrew, and French)
-In case you haven't figured it out yet, we see that the songs in this video come and go. And it wouldn't be until Barney Live! In New York City (1994), a mere few years later, to get it right,
by having some kind of plot in a stage show.
-Also, you may notice that in the background of the stage are piles of wrapped gifts big and small.
What was the point of that? Was Barney celebrating a birthday or something? (Well, we'll see how that turns out (refer to Barney's Big Surprise).)
-Take this scene where Barney has the kids from the audience come up on stage to sing the Alphabet song in English, Hebrew, and French. What, are they going to wish somebody a happy birthday at some point? No! They just sing and then go back to their seats. So, there was no purpose for the background to have any wrapped presents in it. If there was a purpose, then it would be brief and out of the way in a heartbeat. (Not to get into a spoiler alert.)
"Where Is Thumbkin?"
We then see Luci perform the "Where Is Thumbkin?" song, and...
-It was pretty good. Well... not to be a downer here, but the part where the middle finger is used was risky.
I guess the director didn't want to give the audience the wrong message. (No, she not's flicking off the audience. Stop it!)
"Sally the Camel"
So, as soon as the kids surprise Barney with a camel...
-Hey, I could've surprised him with something else like a talking snowman.
Sorry, Frosty, but Olaf is all the raves right now...
-Now, some of the instructions that Luci gives to the audience is... Okay, how many more times do I have to say the word "risky" in this review? Because this video is pointing them out one by one.
Luci: "Now, put your hands on the person's waist in front of you like this to make a big camel!"
-For the safety of our viewers, I'm not gonna show who actually did that in the audience, because some people did this with strangers.
Well, either way, they sing yet another song.
Luci: "Sally the camel has... 5 humps. So ride, Sally, ride. Boom boom boom boom!"
"Mr. Knickerbocker"
Seeing that his friends gave him a camel, Barney wants to surprise them back by creating something in one of the big birthday gifts behind him, using his Barney magic (of the "Barney Shake").
-By the way, point for using animation... for the video.
Barney: "First I wiggle my tail. Then I roll my eyes. And zap!"
(Baby Bop appears)
-Wait a minute! He just showed you what the surprise was, before giving it to the kids! Now the surprise is ruined!
Barney: "Shh! Don't tell the Backyard Gang about our special surprise. They'll find out about it during our next song..."
-Oh, well, fair enough.
So the kids come back out to sing the song, and the new character comes out from the big gift box, prompting the friends to give her the name Baby Bop.
While that's going on, Baby Bop is dancing to the Knickerbocker song...
-Yeah, you wouldn't expect a kids' character to dance like this, would you?
"Baby Bop Street Dance"
Anyway, seeing that Baby Bop is shy, the Backyard Gang encourages her to dance for the audience.
-And so she did.
"Itsy Bitsy Spider"
Then, as an encore presentation for Baby Bop, they have her sing "Itsy Bitsy Spider"... with the most goofy spider puppet that seemed like Jim Henson's rejected Muppets.
"Bubble Bath Song"
-They're singing in a bathtub? Hopefully, when they get to the "body-washing" lyric, they don't actually do it... THEY DID IT, DID THEY?
-Um, next!
"Hurry, Hurry, Drive The Firetruck"
As we've already seen, the songs are literally drive-by musicals, as the bathtub makes way for a firetruck, which leads to our next song, sung by Baby Bop and three other kids.
-When you hear this song, is it me or did they speed up near the end?
I think they may have rushed to the point where they would stumble over words. Look, I know you're totally aware of show time, guys. But at least sound like you're trying here.
"Pufferbillies"
-A song about trains... with an animated train at some point for the video. Next!
"You're A Grand Old Flag"
Then everyone gets their American flags out to sing "You're A Grand Old Flag"... which sounds kinda like what Chuck E. Cheese's did in one of their segments in their 1989 performance at Show Biz Pizza Time.
-Seriously, look up Chuck E. Cheese 1989 performance on Youtube.
"I Love You"
And then, we reach the end of the show, where Barney signs off by singing the "I Love You" song, and then thanking the audience for coming. And hey, he doesn't leave without blowing a kiss to the audience on his way out.
And that's Barney In Concert. Folks, I like Barney, but for the most part, this video was silly.
Between the creative performances mashed up into drive-by musicals, this had to be a work-in-progress for the show itself. I think as far as the editing and all that, it was, by far, a work-in-progress.
Sure, there could've been some improvements; sure, there could've been less risks. But hey, I was one or two years old when I was first shown this video; I didn't know any better back then. I pointed out some risky parts about this movie; but when I was little, I didn't know that they were risky to begin with; and it's not this video's fault in playing all innocent to kids back in the 90s, because we weren't smart enough to get the full picture yet.
Anyway, for what it is, it's still not bad. I thought it was a great idea for the show to reach out to its viewers by having its stage shows; and I hope that Barney makes another comeback on stage soon!
Whatsoever Critic
Sources:
Barney In Concert
Barney's Great Adventure
Nintendo DSi
Barney Live! In New York City (that one pic)
Barney's Big Surprise (that one pic)
Frozen (that one pic)
Chuck E. Cheese Live Show Training 1989 video (Youtube)
Courtesy: The Lyons Group; Lyrick Studios; Nintendo; Disney; and CEC Entertainment, Inc.
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